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Thursday 22 November 2018

Do you know what this language is?

1. Geia sou file pos itan to proi sou?

2. I mbliana beidh me 20  bliain d'aois agus fuair me carr ar deireadh.

3.Ang aking kawalan ng trabaho  ay nasa ospital at hindi siya umuwi hanggang sa hatingggabi.

4.Havala Vam.


Wednesday 21 November 2018

Laughing Jack

I never beloved in urban legends I always thought they were just conspiracy theory's. Now well lets just say the paranormal got my attention.

One summer day I went with my uncle to a carnival that was just down the street. We decided to go into this tent that was just black and white. "This was unusual" I thought don't clown tents have multiple colors on it. I decided to ignore it so with my uncle we went inside the tent. Then as soon as we went in we were attacked. I got knocked unconscious then I woke up in to what seem to be a abandoned building.

"This isn't real this isn't real" I told myself. Suddenly a clown covered in black and white makeup appeared and... well in the background I heard a twisted version of Pop Goes The Weasel. For some reason though I sang along with it. The song went like All around the miracle round Laughing Jack killed a child then he picked up the body and threw it to his candy room. He filled the body with many poisonous treats laughing all the way and when he was done he burned the body. Laughing Jack was proud  Laughing Jack was laughing Laughing Jack is going to kill us all Pop Goes The Weasel.

 I soon realized I was face to face with Laughing Jack one of those urban legends that people talk about. As the song finished the clown figure approached me and said "would you like some candy"? I just ran and hid behind a wooden box. That psychopathic clown was walking around trying to find me saying things like "the boogeyman is coming to get you". But the most sickening part was his laughing. Evil , awful laughing. I wish I could escape but I didn't know where the exit was.

But then I saw it I saw the exit. My heart was filled joy and so I ran to the exit. Little did I know it was a door that just led to the candy room or at least that's what I saw when I came in. "Oh looks like we have another guest to join the fun "said Laughing Jack with a twisted grin ." Come on kids let's make sure this lucky guest has a fun time hahahahah" Laughing Jack demanded. Then I saw these kids who were so mutilated. One had lost their eye another one had a exposed brain it was just so sick. Then one of the kids got a knife and stabbed me. I died awhile later but something happened.

I was with my uncle again. I was thinking but how. But I thought and thought and came up with a answer . I was in a contentious loop where I am going to get killed by the same clown. So instead of going to the clown tent I told my uncle "let"s just go home now". I'm not sure if something is going to happen to me but I'll just forget about it for now.

Thursday 8 November 2018

The peloppensian war

Long ago in 199 BC in the lands of Greece the first spartans and centurions roamed the earth.  spartans were given Sparta centurions were given Rome. One day war broke out between the two and the peloppensian war began. Leonidas a young spartan was the general of the 300 spartans that were going to fight the 2 thousand centurions. Who will be victorious you say who knows for now we shall listen to Leonidas speech


‘Spartans every breath that you have taken has let you to this moment” “Every blood sweat tear all of it has brought you to this moment” . “Now the centurions want to make slaves of us all I got a better idea” I say we drench the gods with their blood what say you spartans?”. The spartans raise their swords. “For our daughters for our sons FOR SPARTA!” Spartan soldiers charge at the roman army. Leonidas with his army fight bravely.


10 hours later the spartans have the upper hand in battle. Then Leonidas stumbles across one of the roman elites. The two warriors fumble down a cliff and end up fighting in a arena they were not familiar with. “AH! foolish spartan you will now be in the lands of hades as soon as I rip your heart from your body” said Roman Elite. “Let us see if my spear is faster than your weak blade” said Leonidas. Young Leonidas fought with courage and would make the roman fall to his knees. “Any last words you old fool?”said Leonidas.  “Sparta will fall” says Roman Elite. is a day the persians will never forget” said Leonidas. “Tomorrow is a day the world will remember” said Leonidas.

Tomorrow Leonidas and his army fought bravely but in the end no one won. All spartans that  day sacfriced their lives including Leonidas but even with brute strength the spartans laid dead on the battlefield. Sparta was now weakened with 300 spartans lost and now Sparta needed a miracle. So now the spartans and other villagers went to a forest to lay low from the romans. Will Sparta be able to regain its strength we shall find out.

“THIS IS MADNESS EMPEROR WE HAVE HARDLY ANY SPARTANS OR SUPPORT”! said villager. “Listen to me you little fool go back to once you came or else I’ll sacrifice your bones for the gods” said Emperor. "No you listen you old hack my name is Balin and I am going to tell you this just once I want war so you are going to rally up more spartans or I’ll pluck your eyes out and feed it to the vultures”. “Um argh fine may Hades curse you” said emperor.After a while Balin had just about 500 spartans will this be enough to stop the romans we shall find out. “Spartans my name is Bailin I have chosen you because you are one of the most skilled fighters”. “War is coming but we will win the war because the centurions are weak and ignorant they really think they can make us surrender”. “So rally your swords, spears and shields for we will make the enemy suffer for what they did”

Bailin and his army rush at the roman army taking out a whole legion of centurions. But the romans were still  more powerful but the king of rome Lathell wanted to have one more final battle with Bailin. “You spartans are all the same thinking you are invincible but our nation Rome is much more beautiful than your nation was ever before”. “You all are just dirt trying to consume our beautifulness”. “So for that spartan you must face the consequences”

“Ha your beautifulness will perish as soon as I open the gates of hades for you” said Bailin. Bailin and Latchell fought hard both charging at one another trying to kill the other person. Sadly though the foolishness of Latchell was beyond any other as he challenged a spartan. He forgot the fact that the spartans are one of the greatest warriors in history. As a result of his foolishness Lachell lost the battle between him and Bailin.

“You see that that is what happens when you mess with the spartans”. Bailin and his soldiers now have taken over rome and now Sparta has regained its glory. Though even if Sparta won this battle there will still be more threats that will rise. For now though Bailin can settle down with a cup of holiday wine.